I’m SOOO mad right now!

SO! David’s mom called my mom last night and then she told my mom not to let me out of the house anymore because she’s still finding hamsters and little pink peanut-looking hamster babies in the kitchen cabinets and and and now my mom is all mad at me and she and my dad sat me down and told me that what I was doing is wrong, and so I started crying and I told them that they don’t understand my feelings, and now I’m GROUNDED!!!

Me and my friends were gonna have a Team Edward Twilight party this weekend, and then I was gonna get my friend with her learner’s permit to drive me by David’s house but then my parents said I wasn’t allowed to drive by his house anymore!

DAVID IF LURRRVING YOU IS WRONG THEN I DON’T WANNA BE RIIIGHTTT!

Posted 1 year ago

Tags: David, postcards, letter, creepy, funny, derp, stupid, twilight,

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Reblogged 1 year ago from intoxicated-kids

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Q: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

A:
LOL I DUNNO WHICHEVER DAVID LIEKS BETTER

Posted 1 year ago

Can we name our hamster babies Edward, Jacob, and Bella?

I’m open to other suggestions for names.

ESPECIALLY IF THEY COME FROM DAVID! :DDD

Posted 1 year ago

So one time, David’s mom let me come in the house,

and I was so excited to see him that I dropped my pet hamsters that were with me on the floor and the little hamster balls broke, and so the hamsters were running around on the floor and David’s mom got really mad and started sweeping at the hamsters with a broom and then I had to leave.

I just wanted him to see the hamsters that I named after us and our future children. :[

Posted 1 year ago

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Tags: postcards, letter, hamster, crazy, funny, derp, creepin',

I’m becoming a woman!

Oh my god you guys!! So today I had my mom take me to the mall and she gave me twenty dollars!!! TWENTY BUCKS I KNOW RIGHT??? FAHGABALGNJFJK! Sooo I went to Victoria’s Secret and bought my very first thong!! It has little hearts all over it and everything! I also bought some vanilla raspberry body spray! Do you think David will like me more now that I am buying more womanly items?!